Posted on Thursday, June 18th 2009, 1:27 pm by Gabe

Devastator needs underpants

Devastator needs underpants


Michael Bay’s new movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, will be released next week, and a lot of early reviews are already complimenting the awesome realism of the Computer Graphics. There is, however, one critique that states that this goes too far in the detail of one character, specifically with a Decepticon with steel testicles (Decepticles)! Very minor spoiler ahead courtesy of Empire Magazine:

“A robot-on-robot fracas is unfolding around Egypt’s Giza Necropolis, with Devastator, an especially massive mechanoid comprised of several construction vehicles, set on clawing its way to the peak of a pyramid. As it lumbers up the dusty colossus, a shot tilts up to its mid-section, revealing two wrecking balls dangling down. Yes, Michael Bay, the man who brought us cyber-micturition in this movie’s predecessor, has one-upped himself: Decepticon testicles.”

Yes, my friends, I felt that it was my duty to warn you all of Michael Bay’s nefarious plot to teabag audiences, especially those many watching in IMAX! More than meets the eye? Well, there are just some things my eyes don’t want to see.

Via: /Film

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