It’s a shot of tequila.  Get it?  I often pop bottles, and now it has become possible to pop a cap in the ass of whomever I chose with this Hijos De Villa Pistol Reposado Tequila bottle.  Even though it’s reasonably priced at under 30 bucks (you can purchase it here), I’m not sure I would buy this simply because I could predict with near certainty that my friend Tom would put it in his belt tryin to act hard, and while dancing in a fit of anger after being schooled by me and PG in a game of beer pong, the bottle would shatter in his pants.  Then he’d probably act like it was my fault and come at me with his Jew fists of fury and beat my ass.  

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