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		<title>I&#8217;m Gonna Fingerbang You Into The Night!</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/05/im-gonna-fingerbang-you-into-the-night/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 21:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gotta love South Park for shit like this! 

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		<title>The Simpsons Does Ke$ha</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/05/the-simpsons-does-keha/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2010 21:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you see last night&#8217;s episode of The Simpsons? Probably not, right? Well last night&#8217;s intro was completely redone! It&#8217;s no joke, they redid the intro to look like a music video to Ke$ha&#8217;s song Tik Tok. Yeah, insane!

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		<title>Video: Jizz In My Pants</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/04/video-jizz-in-my-pants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 21:23:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I totally forgot about this video, but it&#8217;s just way too funny not to share! Jizz In My Pants!

Via YouTube
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		<title>Here&#8217;s Some St. Patty&#8217;s Day Jokes For You</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/heres-some-st-pattys-day-jokes-for-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O&#8217;Leary&#8217;s apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses 500 Euros on a single hand, clutches his chest, and
drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the
other five continue playing standing up.
Michael O&#8217;Conner looks around and asks, &#8216;Oh, me boys, someone&#8217;s got to
tell Paddy&#8217;s wife. Who will it be?&#8217;
They [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The iPad you Can&#8217;t Afford!</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/the-ipad-you-cant-afford/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/the-ipad-you-cant-afford/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lifestyles & Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diamond]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You heard me, it&#8217;s the iPad you can&#8217;t afford! If you thought spending up to $829 for an iPad was expensive, you thought wrong. Here is the Diamond iPad. Yes, 11.34 carats worth of diamonds have been carefully placed on an iPad. The cost? How about $19,999. Yes $20k gets you this amazing iPad!

Via: Gizmodo
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		<title>What You Missed At The Hex: Camanche Doing Some Karaoke!</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/what-you-missed-at-the-hex-camanche-doing-some-karaoke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 21:04:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Frank Sinatra]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[See me and @JCamanche met up at Mountain Creek. After a few hours of hitting the slopes, we decided to take a break at the Hex. Well what was a break, turned into the start of 1 crazy night. Why? Because not only was it Magic Hat night, but it was karaoke night. And of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slow Motion Video Of The Mens Freestyle Skiing Aerials</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/slow-motion-video-of-the-mens-freestyle-skiing-aerials/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/slow-motion-video-of-the-mens-freestyle-skiing-aerials/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Aerials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cypress Mountain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DJ Shadee]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Olympic]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vancouver]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s some video from the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympic Games. I took some slow motion video with my camcorder of the Mens Freestyle Skiing Aerials Finals a Cypress Mountain.
Clips are a little shakey since it wasn&#8217;t that easy filming these guys from where we were sitting, but they did come out better than I thought.

Music [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calling Tech Support</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/02/calling-tech-support-2/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/02/calling-tech-support-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertwitment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Foamy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Foamy calls Tech Support once again, but hears some disturbing news&#8230;

Via: IllWillPress
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		<title>Happy Valentine&#8217;s Day!</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/02/happy-valentines-day/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/02/happy-valentines-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 15:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Valentine's Day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We would like to wish anyone who&#8217;s crazy enough to celebrate Valentine&#8217;s Day!

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		<title>Happy Chinese New Year!</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/02/happy-chinese-new-year/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/02/happy-chinese-new-year/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 15:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chinese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chinese New Years]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s also Chinese New Year&#8217;s! So Happy Chinese New Year&#8217;s! You know we&#8217;ll be stuffing our face for a while!

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