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		<title>Here&#8217;s Some St. Patty&#8217;s Day Jokes For You</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/heres-some-st-pattys-day-jokes-for-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:36:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[St. Patrick]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O&#8217;Leary&#8217;s apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses 500 Euros on a single hand, clutches his chest, and
drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the
other five continue playing standing up.
Michael O&#8217;Conner looks around and asks, &#8216;Oh, me boys, someone&#8217;s got to
tell Paddy&#8217;s wife. Who will it be?&#8217;
They [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dead or Alive: Paradise &#8220;Spanking the Monkey&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/dead-or-alive-paradise-spanking-the-monkey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:36:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[NSFW]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DOA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Monkey]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[They say that D.O.A: Paradise has all the geeks salivating. But this commercial is a weird one no less. LOL
Dead or Alive: Paradise &#8220;Spanking the Monkey&#8221; Trailer &#8211; Watch more Game Trailers
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		<title>Awesome Home Arcade Racing Sim!</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/awesome-home-arcade-racing-sim/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/awesome-home-arcade-racing-sim/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:09:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[GT5]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SImulator]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want one of these. Yo Chris lets get the designs and built it&#8230;&#8230;
Home Arcade Racing Simulator (Awesome) &#8211; Watch more Game Trailers
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		<title>Happy St. Patricks Day!</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/happy-st-patricks-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:10:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blessings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. patricks day]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig


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		<title>SNL Digital Short: Boombox</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/4050/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/4050/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertwitment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Featured]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Digital short]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[parody]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend SNL show aired this digital short with no other than The Strokes, Julian Casablancas, helping out the Lonely Island Boys. This Gem is sick and twisted fun. Just make sure you are not drinking for you might spit it out, or worst it might come out your nose. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
Video courtesy of NBC.com

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		<title>Jesus Gets His Revenge (The trailer)</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/jesus-gets-his-revenge-the-trailer/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/jesus-gets-his-revenge-the-trailer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 13:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertwitment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WOW. I am going to go to hell for this one, I know for sure. So join me in LOL on this video titled &#8220;Dr. Jesus Trott: The Revenge,&#8221;&#8230;. coming soon. I hope not!  

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		<title>Nick Thune &#8220;Here Girl&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/nick-thune-here-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/nick-thune-here-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 07:58:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Juan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertwitment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check this funny music video from the Seattle born comedian Nick Thune. Be on the lookout for this cat, he is going to be making waves shortly. So enjoy!

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		<title>The iPad you Can&#8217;t Afford!</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/the-ipad-you-cant-afford/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/the-ipad-you-cant-afford/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 21:04:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asian Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lifestyles & Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tech]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diamond]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You heard me, it&#8217;s the iPad you can&#8217;t afford! If you thought spending up to $829 for an iPad was expensive, you thought wrong. Here is the Diamond iPad. Yes, 11.34 carats worth of diamonds have been carefully placed on an iPad. The cost? How about $19,999. Yes $20k gets you this amazing iPad!

Via: Gizmodo
]]></description>
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		<title>Durex condoms – Type Sex Ads</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/durex-condoms-%e2%80%93-type-sex-ads/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/durex-condoms-%e2%80%93-type-sex-ads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andro</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lifestyles & Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[durex condoms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Durex condoms aren't leaving much for our imaginations!  And after seeing these ads, I'm sure glad they didn't!  Talk about the perfect "ad placement"...lol!  What do you guys and girls think?]]></description>
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		<title>Meister Watches – Ambassador AM102SS</title>
		<link>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/meister-watches-%e2%80%93-ambassador-am102ss/</link>
		<comments>http://nycetwits.com/2010/03/meister-watches-%e2%80%93-ambassador-am102ss/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andro</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lifestyles & Fashion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meister]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[watch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here's a nice touch by fashion watch maker, Meister which has a face design reminicent of Hublot, screw bezel like a Cartier, links like a Rolex, and casing like a IWC or Breitling.  The watch looks tastefully done but if you're unfamiliar with any of the REAL watch brands I've just mentioned then this $400 rip-off is perfect for you.  It'll save you a TON of cash and make you look like a million bucks.]]></description>
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